Stash, the phone-hiding robot
Thirty minutes before my alarm, it takes my phone and hides it somewhere in the room, chosen at random so I can't learn the spot. The first thing I reach for in the morning is no longer a screen.
Chi Anyanwu. Private credit and infrastructure finance across African and emerging markets. I studied what's underground. Now I underwrite it.
I started university at 16 and graduated in Soil ScienceAsk me about NPK and NPV. from FUTO. Field trials taught me the bottleneck for African land was rarely the soil. It was the financing.
Since then: equity research, fixed income, macro and portfolio work at Chapel Hill Denham, KPMG, Cowrywise, PAV Finance and AXA Mansard Investments. The thread through all of it is underwriting real assets in markets most models treat as noise.
The long game is portfolio management. The near game is credit that gets roads, power and refineries funded.
Mezzanine is the hybrid layer: some debt discipline, some equity upside. So is my curiosity.
Nails and cuticles are keratin, the same protein family as wool. Wool won't ignite until about 570°C, more than double cotton. So could keratin line an F1 suit? Turn up the heat.
Ignition temperatures: Woolmark fire resistance factsheet. Nail keratin has no published ignition figure that I could find; that's the experiment.
The instinct is right. Wool resists fire because it is rich in nitrogen, chars instead of melting, and puts itself out once the flame moves away. F1 suits are built on aramids like Nomex and must survive 12 seconds of direct flame under FIA 8856-2018. Keratin loses on weight and moisture. The open question I keep coming back to: could keratin waste from salons and abattoirs become a cheap flame-retardant coating?
Laterite. Heavy tropical rain leaches out silica and leaves iron and aluminium oxides behind. The iron rusts, and the ground turns the colour of this page's accent.
Sort of. Mycorrhizal fungi trade phosphorus and water to plant roots in exchange for sugars. Plants appear to reward the fungi that deliver more. A collateralised exchange, with spores.
Geosmin, a compound made by soil bacteria. The human nose picks it up at a few parts per trillion.
Thirty minutes before my alarm, it takes my phone and hides it somewhere in the room, chosen at random so I can't learn the spot. The first thing I reach for in the morning is no longer a screen.
Photovoltaic cells thin enough to fold into the back of a laptop screen. I pitched it to AUO, and they asked for a written electrical framework.
A small turbine in a gutter, a stream or a tap that powers its own light. Could rainy-season runoff light a Lagos street for free?
Atmospheric water generators cool humid air below its dew point and collect what condenses. Lagos is humid most of the year, so the real question is cost per litre.
Paper sticky notes usually carry a petroleum-based acrylic adhesive. Could a plant-based glue hold as well, peel as clean and still compost?
Moulded plant fibre is already replacing foam in some phone boxes. Could Nigerian farm waste become the trays laptops ship in?
Research notes, articles, decks and talks. Open notes read in full; gated notes come on request.
A solo-built AI learning app on the Claude API. Turns dense finance curricula into memorable hooks, with profiles, multiple output formats and in-browser audio. Built for my own CFA prep first.
Co-founded a food processing startup. Bracken Darrell backed the idea with equity-free funding.
Founding president. Grew it into a CFA Institute-affiliated society of 70+ student investors.
Pitched foldable solar for laptop lids. They asked for a written electrical framework.
Sent leadership a trade idea: US WTI as cheaper, steadier feedstock for Dangote.
Open to roles, research retainers and good arguments about Nigerian rates.